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📙 Slay and Rescue by John Moore, narrator Jake Lewis


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Prince Charming must work overtime when he becomes embroiled in a plot involving an evil sorceress, an enchanted castle, an angry dragon, and three beautiful damsels in distress. In this hilarious fairy tale parody, Prince Charming is getting tired the constant need to Slay and Rescue. ©1993 John Moore (P)2013 Audible, Inc.

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"Awesome spin on some worn out stories..."

What did you love best about Slay and Rescue?
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"Kinda tiring"

I like the idea- a story told from Prince Charming's POV, however, prince Charming is a horny teen and obsesses constantly about women and their physical attributes. I was bored. I think the writing is supposed to be funny and sometimes it was, but I gave up about the time Prince Charming got his quest from the evil queen. It was a little bored of the 'Johnny one note' quality of the writing.

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